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Don't let NPCs influence you

Explore our collection of sigma-tier statement pieces, rizz-enhancing, huzz magnet essentials. Whether you are here to radiate unspoken aura, confuse NPCs, or max out your drip stats, we’ve got the perfect tee for every occasion. Wear your brainrot with confidence.

What Our Customers Are Saying

  • Instant conversation started

    Got this as a joke, but I’ve never had more people come up to me about a shirt. Great quality too!

    Cillian M.

  • Best impulse buy ever!

    Fits great, feels great, and makes people question my life choices. What more could I ask for?

    Lucas R.

  • Peak comedy

    Got this shirt for me and my gf as a joke but it has single-handedly made my social interactions 10x more interesting. Highly recommend

    Deez N.

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